Never say,
"I didn't come here expecting a Spanish Inquisition!"
For, if you do,
A group of knights will appear,
And shout,
"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
Also,
If you ever happen to buy a dead parrot,
The shopkeeper probably won't take it back.
You can bang it on the counter all you want,
Screaming at the top of your lungs,
"This parrot has ceased to be! It is an ex-parrot!"
It still won't work.
The Rant of an 'Uncool Bimbo' by Lady-Phantasm, literature
Literature
The Rant of an 'Uncool Bimbo'
Rant number 1
Diana's thoughts on her generation
May 07, 2006, 12:53 PM
As of late, I've noticed the extreme deterioration of ethics in today's world. I am not cool because I'm not afraid to wear what I want; holy crap, "You listen to stuff in JAPANESE?!" Dear lord, you must be a bimbo; oh, MY God, you hang out with WHO? What's that? You think I'M jealous of YOU?
By now I'm sure you see my point.
I'm sick and tired of putting up with a bunch of closed-minded bimbos who believe I am a lesser person because I'm good to my parents, I wear what I feel like wearing (or what's clean), I watch cartoons, I draw, and I am smarter than they are
Current Residence: The Center of the Universe Favourite genre of music: Seramyu right now! ^_^ and Broadway. MP3 player of choice: my baby iPod shuffle Wallpaper of choice: CHOCOCAT CHOCOCAT CHOCOCAT Skin of choice: This one... Favourite cartoon character: Sailorvenus, Sailorneptune, Kakyuu, and Mimete! Personal Quote: "I like chicken, I like liver, MEOW MIX MEOW MIX PLEASE DELIVER!!!"
It's a girly-ness thingy. I don't even wanna figure out just how "girly" I am. The test thingy speaks for itself.
[x] my fingernails/toenails are almost always painted
[x] during the summer the only shoes i wear are flip flops (when I wear shoes, that is)
[x] my favorite toys as a child were barbies
[x] my favorite colour is pink or purple
[ ] I did Gymnastics
[x] I love skirts
[ ] hollister is one of my favorite places to shop
[ ] tight jeans are the only jeans i'll wear
[x] I love chocolate
[x] I've never had a real job
TOTAL: 7
[ ] my hair is almost always straightened
[ ] I have at least 8 myspace pictures
[ ] I usually go
Stolen from ~Lady-Phantasm (https://www.deviantart.com/lady-phantasm) who stole it from :iconbekuki:
Put an 'x' in all that apply
[] I am shorter than 5'4.
[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[] I have many scars
[] I tan easily.
[x] I wish my hair was a different color. (I want my natural hair color back, suddenly... ;_;)
[x] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[] I have/I've had braces.
[] I wear glasses.
[x] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[] I have more than 2 piercings.
[] I
I was tagged by Diana-chan!
6 RANDOM Things about Bee-chan...
1. My entire name, all together, means something along the lines of "The Annointed Industrious and Blind King."
2. I get a kick out of watching Kill Bill, Volume 1 when The Bride cuts off the top of O-ren Ishii's head and you can see her brain XD It was just so cool...
3. My voice is very nasally. Even without the cold. AND I HATE IT.
4. I hate to cook, despite the fact that I'm asked to cook dinner every other night.
5. I like my English class mostly because I like my English teacher. He's cool. And he's kinda cute--in a Zach Braff-ish kind of way
6. For some reason...
"Friends are very rare jewels, indeed. They make you smile and encourage you to succeed. They lend an ear, they share words of praise and they always want to open their hearts to us."
Show your friends how much you care. Send this
to everyone you consider a FRIEND, even if
it means sending it back to the person who sent it to you. If it comes back to you, then you'll know you have a circle of friends.
YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND I AM HONORED!
Now send this to every friend you have!! And to your family.